HELP!!! IMPORTANT HEALTH Q.?

ok i had a high fever and sore throat a two days ago and it went down today. Im constipated due to poor diet (might factor) and rarely drink water mainly soda. now i am fairly slim and neither of my parents have ST I's to my knowledge and i have had no sexual contact. i eat poorly and healthy at the same time, reasoning behind this is i find healthy food groups and eat the crappy version. you see grilled chicken i see microwaves. looking at what i drank and ate there was a siera mist which contained citric acid and coke which has phosphoric acid along with a lightly buttered bagel. what i hope is that the two acids combined in my stomach raising the acidity but the fiber from the bagel forced it to go down. therefor making my urine very potent because i actually saw it separate in the toilet. This pain has made me consider either eating more healthy or not drink as much soda. please tell me my hypothesis is plausible